A few of life's constant paradigms:

Smile, nod, and back away.

Pay Attention.

Faaack It!

Denny Crane!

That's Hot.

Huh.

What do you know about that fucking thing?

Sex Bomb Baby, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Love grenade. I love love grenades.

Flipper still rules. OK?

Bon fuckin' soir y'all.

And if all the rest escape your sensabilities "PAY ATTENTION"